Kim Jong Il, ruler of North Korea, clarified for us this week that he is an Internet guru. Along with his many other masterful accomplishments, Mr. Jong Il noted,
I'm an Internet expert too.
Indeed you are. Indeed you are. And again, thank you for reminding me of fond memories of times spent admiring your many triumphs. We all aspire to be the master of intellect and sport that you are. And if we have any tech questions, we'll send them your way.